Forever and ever, amen.
- Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue; April 4, 2014
Won’t it be a fantastic day when we as a people can have a female leader and not fall back on archaic bs, a day when she is in her position of power because of her abilities. On this day we will not discuss her propensity for power suits or her 200 dollar butch haircut, we will talk about her accomplishments and what she stands for. Done ranting….
That kinda night where I end up drinking cocktails by myself and doing laundry, I should feel sad and old but instead I just feel frustrated (hence the cocktails). I remember the days not too long ago where spending time by myself was something I enjoyed, now because of this man I love I feel at loose ends on a Friday night….weird that at this moment I wish for a less complicated time where I wasn’t in a relationship and was content with my plans on becoming a kick ass cat lady. He’s lucky I love the shit out of him…Also would it kill the dip shit to call me
Sometimes you just gotta roll up your sleeves, take a good look in the mirror, and say ‘where fuck am i?’
BTDUBS, please pardon my one rogue Beiber hair that keeps making an appearance.
Laughed myself nearly sick! Why in the world does she not have more subscribers for this channel?! She is so ridiculously funny and talented, if anybody deserves a following of rabid fans its Mamrie Hart
Cat turf war right outside my window, no its cool guys…not like I was trying to sleep or anything. Assholes