1. randwiches:

chateauofadoubt:

Amen.

Forever and ever, amen.

Damn right!

    randwiches:

    chateauofadoubt:

    Amen.

    Forever and ever, amen.

    Damn right!

  2. comedycentral:

    Don’t miss the premiere of Patton Oswalt: Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time, tomorrow night at 10/9c.

    Super excited!

  3. fallontonight:

- Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue; April 4, 2014
[ Part 1 / Part 2 ]

Won’t it be a fantastic day when we as a people can have a female leader and not fall back on archaic bs, a day when she is in her position of power because of her abilities.  On this day we will not discuss her propensity for power suits or her 200 dollar butch haircut, we will talk about her accomplishments and what she stands for.  Done ranting….

    fallontonight:

    - Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue; April 4, 2014

    [ Part 1 / Part 2 ]

    Won’t it be a fantastic day when we as a people can have a female leader and not fall back on archaic bs, a day when she is in her position of power because of her abilities. On this day we will not discuss her propensity for power suits or her 200 dollar butch haircut, we will talk about her accomplishments and what she stands for. Done ranting….

  4. When building relationships, compatible insecurities are as important as everything else.

    — Day 294: Zoe Stevenson, 23, struggling marine biologist (via 29years365days)

  5. sosuperawesome:

    Shadow Boxes by Sally Harless

  6. Eh fuck off or whatever…

    That kinda night where I end up drinking cocktails by myself and doing laundry, I should feel sad and old but instead I just feel frustrated (hence the cocktails). I remember the days not too long ago where spending time by myself was something I enjoyed, now because of this man I love I feel at loose ends on a Friday night….weird that at this moment I wish for a less complicated time where I wasn’t in a relationship and was content with my plans on becoming a kick ass cat lady. He’s lucky I love the shit out of him…Also would it kill the dip shit to call me

  7. mamrie:

    Sometimes you just gotta roll up your sleeves, take a good look in the mirror, and say ‘where fuck am i?’

    BTDUBS, please pardon my one rogue Beiber hair that keeps making an appearance.

    Laughed myself nearly sick! Why in the world does she not have more subscribers for this channel?! She is so ridiculously funny and talented, if anybody deserves a following of rabid fans its Mamrie Hart

  8. Cat turf war right outside my window, no its cool guys…not like I was trying to sleep or anything. Assholes

  9. Give of yourself completely, ask for nothing in return and success shall be yours…seize the day.

    — Day 245: Herb Hand, 46, Penn State’s Offensive Line Coach/Run Game Coordinator, Instigator of local pizza war (via 29years365days)

    A great piece of advice and certainly something I strive for

  10. joselynhughes:

karissasorensen:

Survivor ain’t got nothing on the DIY Dammit premiere. Don’t forget to tube in February 26th for an all new DIYD!

IT’S A’COMIN!
GIT YER CRAFTY ASSES READY

Excited!!

    joselynhughes:

    karissasorensen:

    Survivor ain’t got nothing on the DIY Dammit premiere. Don’t forget to tube in February 26th for an all new DIYD!

    IT’S A’COMIN!

    GIT YER CRAFTY ASSES READY

    Excited!!